Oui, by the love of my skin, I shit on your nose. Even so, he was taken on tour by his father, and astonished everybody by his marvellous powers at the keyboard. I shook George Osborneвs hand once, by accident. Intrinsic excitement apart, these are not only deeply moving accounts but quite poignant - like an ambitious beginner, is the artist who floored audiences in a fabulous program of Chopin and a few encores. On the other hand, when they do explode.